Right now (as we speak . . . so to speak) the wireless internet is in its infancy. Kinda the way the rest of the web was 7 years ago.

Do you need a wireless site?

The answer is emphatically YES & not only because I need the work!!

Can you ramble through life without a wireless adjunct to your regular site?

The answer is emphatically NO & not only because I need the work!!

Wireless modems will continue to gain speed while file types will improve in quality and download time. PDAs and cell phone screens will proceed to ameliorate AND more and more (and more!) people will rely on the wireless internet for more (and more and more!) of the info they used to get off ye olde hardwired net.

A true story.

Say you're manufacturing cogs and you got your real fine & dandy e-commerce site, www.CogswellCogs.com. Really bonzer . . . swell! But immersed in a desperate sprocket-less mire, a certain, Mr. Slate, head mining engineer in Salt Mine #515 in Tim-Buk-F**king-2 has just ordered a plethora of cogs from Spacely Sprokets because Mr. Cosmo Spacely had the foresight to have a wireless site and could take the order from Slate's cell phone!

Sound familiar???

Another good reason to go wireless is because right now . . . the wireless web is dreary, dull & boring with extreme prejudice! A veritable virtual dessert. A spiffy mortonian-designed wireless site will bring grateful customers, in guaranteed droves, to your more plebeian hardwired site when they return to their cable/56k/dsl driven [com] puters!

Can you really afford the risk not to go wireless????

Would you rather buy preferred AOL now . . . or in 1993??

CONTACT MORTONIA!!