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where your love is our job #1

If Thou would like to add a comment,
or perhaps a friendly message,
then "please" click here.

name: sonamatt
Country: you sure ask lots of questions
email: mspectre23@hotmail.com


Postal On: 07/23/03
comment:

Sonapanic loves EEs. "Like it was a steedI rode the Cleveland tumbleweedinto the sun& out of its butt"-Words are fun

name: sonamatt
Country: 'Merica
email: mspectre23@hotmail.com


Postal On: 07/23/03
comment:

sorry, wrong page. could you please foward that last message to sonic youth?

name: sonamatt
Country: 'Merica
email: mspectre23@hotmail.com


Postal On: 07/23/03
comment:

sleepy trout yer on my foot/ meine [sic] bleistift [sic] ist [sic?] kaput [sic?]

name: Sir Charles Bascomb
Country: Merry England
URL: www.bulbous.co.uk/bongoleero/
email: bascomb_kong@yahoo.com


Postal On: 07/17/03
comment:

Greetings from El Bongoleeros. We played AGITATED on our pro-grave robbing community radio show last night & I am delighted to inform you that it caused many of the dead to pop their weasels. Have you considered voodoo? Lets swap folk customs.Sir Charles Bascomb

name: jess
Country: Texas
URL: http://quicksitebuilder.cnet.com/triptess/
email: jkjewett@satx.rr.compa


Postal On: 06/5/03
comment:

...living under the paralysis of analysis.

name: Ponce
Country: canada


Postal On: 05/25/03
comment:

wheres my cookie?

name: Ponce
Country: canada


Postal On: 05/25/03
comment:

wheres my cookie?

name: Super-Dick
Country: USSA
email: septic_deth22@yahoo.com


Postal On: 05/9/03
comment:

I saw a post on here from Wedge... I helped release the BombBuilder ep! Email me people and buy them from me!!!! I love Sloth.

name: Super-Dick
Country: USSA
email: septic_deth22@yahoo.com


Postal On: 05/9/03
comment:

Kill that fag. Electric Eels kill sonic yooth.

name: dave
Country: usa
email: dave pinchock@aol.com


Postal On: 04/15/03
comment:

I also like to woman with her hand on her crotch, with my initial in bold print. Usually when I see my initial(like in rolling stone july 4-11. It's geeky. I mean hair jel with a mountain bike? I checked that website , and it was all hair jel. Any ways, I just thought I would add that to my "LOVE QUOTE". I'm sure I'll check out the band eventually, You all must be pretty good to be freinds of sonic youth.

name: dave
Country: usa
email: dave pinchock@aol.com


Postal On: 04/15/03
comment:

Well this site is intense. Ohio is good for something. I really digged the pierced toungues coming from the scy, how refreshing.

name: B
Country: B
URL: Shields
email: BSFB


Postal On: 03/12/03
comment:

BROOKE YOU ARE THE BEST AND BEAUTIFULLS GIRL OVER THE WORLD!!FOR EVER BROOKE SHIELDS!!!!!

name: Tara
Country: USA
URL: www.geocities.com/burnnsurf/index.html
email: burnnsurf@hotmail.com


Postal On: 01/23/03
comment:

I think you guys kick ass and your website is pimpshit! You should rock out with your cocks out in Cleveland again! If you do, hit me up, all my love, Tara OShea

name: Steve Stemple
Country: USA
URL: no
email: www.lowellgrippo@excite.com


Postal On: 01/14/03
comment:

They've all read the news from the towns only paperHanging on each wordAnd eating it upAsthough they didn't have cable.These are my neighbors.Seifeld is funnyDon't tell me what I must seeI can play a tapeThe cramps or Deadboys.Brookeshields can't sing a lickOr tell a good joke."Freedom was attacked"The day the towers fell downOur president saidA nation believedFreedom is chisled awayBy badges and courts. I guess that shirt's fineHow much are they paying you to wear Nike stuff?So get a tattooOf Buick and ToshibaTiger makes millions.I've waited all year for a day such as this oneTo sit in the sunEating a burgerAnd enjoying some lagersAway from the smoke.Just saw a movieAbout nuclear battleThe AmericansWere stuck in the snowAnd the french were disloyalJust like real life.When I was a kidTo be a good citizenWas an idealFor youngsters todayTo be a good consumerIs what's expected.Too many lawyersCongress is full of these guysThe phone book is filledWith those who will sueIncreasing paranoiaOf malpractice suits.

name: Steve Stemple
Country: USA
URL: no
email: www.lowellgrippo@excite.com


Postal On: 01/14/03
comment:

They've all read the news from the towns only paperHanging on each wordAnd eating it upAsthough they didn't have cable.These are my neighbors.Seifeld is funnyDon't tell me what I must seeI can play a tapeThe cramps or Deadboys.Brookeshields can't sing a lickOr tell a good joke."Freedom was attacked"The day the towers fell downOur president saidA nation believedFreedom is chisled awayBy badges and courts. I guess that shirt's fineHow much are they paying you to wear Nike stuff?So get a tattooOf Buick and ToshibaTiger makes millions.I've waited all year for a day such as this oneTo sit in the sunEating a burgerAnd enjoying some lagersAway from the smoke.Just saw a movieAbout nuclear battleThe AmericansWere stuck in the snowAnd the french were disloyalJust like real life.When I was a kidTo be a good citizenWas an idealFor youngsters todayTo be a good consumerIs what's expected.Too many lawyersCongress is full of these guysThe phone book is filledWith those who will sueIncreasing paranoiaOf malpractice suits.

name: Tutul
Country: Bangladesh
email: tutul_rx@hotmail.com


Postal On: 11/26/02
comment:

I wanna make friendship.

name: Tutul
Country: Bangladesh
email: tutul_rx@hotmail.com


Postal On: 11/26/02
comment:

I wanna make friendship.

name: Jess
Country: No City
URL: http://quicksitebuilder.cnet.com/triptess/kaleidoscopelies/
email: jkjewett@satx.rr.com


Postal On: 11/20/02
comment:

Dear Mr. Himmler: How did you fit all those people in your oven ? we can barely fit our christmas goose in ours...ps. thanks for gold star, now i can play sheriff of Nottingham. sincerely, Liddle Tim Cratchet

name: Jess
Country: No City
URL: http://quicksitebuilder.cnet.com/triptess/kaleidoscopelies/
email: jkjewett@satx.rr.com


Postal On: 11/20/02
comment:

Dear Mr. Himmler: How did you fit all those people in your oven ? we can barely fit our christmas goose in ours...ps. thanks for gold star, now i can play sheriff of Nottingham. sincerely, Liddle Tim Cratchet

name: Lenny Hoffman
Country: USA
email: www.lowellgrippo@excite.com


Postal On: 11/9/02
comment:

A genie is out of the bottleturban Scott tissue madetemptee, sucked dry by the young broodlittle spent coconut shells litter the highway dailynuts on the aircoffee the foodhispanic love of Lucyshe like a bob a louiemoonlight on watersteak on the beachtotally teenager nowshe plays vile in her roomfrail bobbysoxers take a breakBarcelona shorts in summertimesandals on her feetJap jalopies run amokon the road to buckeye lakerollers don't mindturn up the heatWhen weasles from the west over-run our positionsand pigeons poop on our dreamswhen the velvet fogbuys a K-mart toupeeand batteriesscared aint as bad as it seems. MIFFLIN GIRL by Lenny Hoffman

name: mike hudson
Country: new york
URL: niagarafallsreporter.com
email: snakebite13@sysr.com


Postal On: 09/22/02
comment:

john...your website sucks, you suck and i will and always have been better than you.signed,yer friend,mike hudson

name: lascar
Country: uk
URL: http://www.geocities.com/carnivalofsorts5/slushy.html
email: seasucked@hotmail.com


Postal On: 08/31/02
comment:

If we become friends can we lick?.Good,your page gives me funny feelings,and thats oh so good!!.

name: Harry James
Country: Brazil
URL: www.oimpopular.hpg.com.br
email: capellari21@netscape.net


Postal On: 08/30/02
comment:

Shit, i don't speak english! Your site is a fuckin' punk dada, very good. Stay fuckin',man!!!

name: Wedge
Country: Painesville
email: ccorrice@worldnetoh.com


Postal On: 08/18/02
comment:

this poem eliminated my age-old angst in a very therapeutic manner...i still feel this way"The Ballad of Michael Stanley(Bland)"i'd call you a has-beenbut you're a never-wassuch a bad 'fro & noseon fucking p.m. magazinespinning shitty 70's recordsand telling pathetic groupie stories on the radioi wanna make yousuck the dog dick out of my puckered fireholeyou vermicious little washed-up no-talent sackazoidyour ghost poetsand a band that never really broke upare more harmful than every carcinogen on the planetgo dieat least jonah koslen wentto a band with loud guitarsFUCK YOU(1999 wedge guilala)

name: bobo
Country: australia
email: prees@centralonline.com.au


Postal On: 07/26/02
comment:

get your person away from my soreits my messand i plan to save itmedre you scumshitre you pigdie in your own hole

name: bobo
Country: australia
email: prees@centralonline.com.au


Postal On: 07/26/02
comment:

get your person away from my soreits my messand i plan to save itmedre you scumshitre you pigdie in your own hole

name: bobo
Country: australia
email: prees@centralonline.com.au


Postal On: 07/26/02
comment:

get your person away from my soreits my messand i plan to save itmedre you scumshitre you pigdie in your own hole

name: minda
Country: australia
email: prees@centralonline.com.au


Postal On: 07/26/02
comment:

so we decidedso we thoughtnot to cut it off would be beststinky little holesmelly little bitsuck it outand the goodnesswill comepuss mouth

name: minda
Country: australia
email: prees@centralonline.com.au


Postal On: 07/26/02
comment:

my friend bobo has a pussy hole its a very pussy holethe smell is quite contraryshall i cut it off?

name: walt wilbur
Country: usa


Postal On: 07/3/02
comment:

(song) they were friends but now theirdifferent one is a fox the other is a man the man is different from the fox cause fox dont live in a box and mand just wants to collect rocks they the fox gets stuck in a bush and man with stick prys him free then they go different ways never to see one or the other in later days

name: walt wilbur
Country: usa


Postal On: 07/3/02
comment:

(song) they were friends but now theirdifferent one is a fox the other is a man the man is different from the fox cause fox dont live in a box and mand just wants to collect rocks they the fox gets stuck in a bush and man with stick prys him free then they go different ways never to see one or the other in later days

name: Drew
Country: Somerset, PA, U.S.A., North America, Western Hemisphere, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, Andromeda, ???
URL: trollsmeller.tripod.com/leshok
email: trollsmeller@yahoo.com


Postal On: 05/25/02
comment:

hello, friend.you beat the ramones to the punch.take the credit while you can.

name: Grace
Country: the ununited states of america
email: ketchupmess@hotmail.com


Postal On: 05/14/02
comment:

I am so glad I could add to the friendship page. Grace & the Electric fucking Eels are best friends forever.. or are we? To be quite honest I'm just using you for all the free food. I enjoy you nonetheless.

name: Gordo Cleone


Postal On: 04/27/02
comment:

Gnarly, gnarly & gnarly. The gnarliest!!

name: s. morgan obney
Country: los angeles.
email: pragvec@aol.com


Postal On: 01/29/02
comment:

this site is classier than eating food with a fork AND a napkin. i cant wait for you to get your much deserved come-uppance.

name: Max
Country: MEXICO
URL: www.flappingjet.com
email: flappingjet@home.com


Postal On: 01/20/02
comment:

What a neat site. Infomative and sexy. I got a boner and learned a thing or two. Thanks!

name: zach
Country: cols ohio
email: zing_patoo_we@hotmail.com


Postal On: 12/5/01
comment:

fuck cleveland? cols is most certainly a more despisable shithole.

name: impedimenta
Country: behomoth
URL: amerikanimage.com
email: gevans@pil.net


Postal On: 11/27/01
comment:

Your witty little web page lit up my day.My bright day made a little brighter.

name: Bill Marlon
Country: San Diego


Postal On: 11/10/01
comment:

Gnarly web site dude!!

name: bob zeiger
Country: usa
email: almightybooblikon@hotmail.com


Postal On: 08/1/01
comment:

lungs combust & smolder limbs transform to wheels now

spinal steering column

like the engine of a well-oiled machine

& the heart...yours is the gear

that turns this bloody mess.

(you said poetry was ok...)

name: Joe Guidone
Country: Columbus, Ohio
email: hey_joe1957@hotmail.com


Postal On: 06/23/01
comment:

Due to a quirk of health, I'll no longer be able to measure my time in pints, stouts, lagers or pales. This will be the death of me if I transgress. Thankfully the music of the Electric Eels can help me to keep steadfast and face this Columbus, OH flatland with at least a twisted smile. First heard the song Agitated in 1986 from a friend's 45. Although I have kept abreast of many things Eel, I was very fortunate to find this wonderful site!!! Danke is not enough; keep the art, anarchy and sonics coming!!!! Joe

name: craig bell
Country: no...city
email: cwbell@iquest.net


Postal On: 06/19/01
comment:

john morton walkingmassive hair and clear guitarno that's not dave ejust a spinach blasterpull the triggerin lakewood hi art class

name: Alan Wright
Country: USA
email: dothepop@ix.netcom.com


Postal On: 05/5/01
comment:

I'm so agitated.

name: Paul Robinson
Country: USA
URL: paulrobinson.com
email: robinsnd@best.com


Postal On: 04/7/01
comment:

Aaarrrr to the crew!!

name: Pit
Country: The Gulley, Land of Snoids
email: davegeopic@yahoo.com


Postal On: 04/1/01
comment:

Mr. DiBiasio is still looking for you.

name: Robert Conn
Country: r's
email: conntact@msn.com


Postal On: 03/22/01
comment:

Off to the Cheese ball in Cleveland. Wish you were going to be there too. Hate to leave sunny Tejas, but I love a good party.

name: Keith H. Vercauteren
Country: Wisconsin
URL: www.geocities.com/aluminknoteye
email: greenshoulder@hotmail.com


Postal On: 03/19/01
comment:

It's five a.m. and I'm crawling the walls waiting for imaginary e-mails??? I play records from triple-vinyl 10-inch bolted together!!! Met Brian McMahon once in Chicago at a To Live and Shave in L.A. show. I wasn't alive yet when the Electric Eels were in existance. I'm 23 years old and I'm looking for some cheap and fast pussy! I go to stock car races. I drink Pabst Blue Ribbon. I'm here at the fucking University of Milwaukee, where the endless clones try to eat the dog doo off of my boots. Nihilist or absurdist?

name: Erin
Country: America
URL: http://TexasPunkJunk.homestead.com/OHLOISWELCOME.html
email: erinarthur1@juno.com


Postal On: 03/4/01
comment:

Very Nasty!!!!!!! You a Nasty boy!! hmmmmm

name: junebug
Country: Cross cuntry
URL: 36-24-36 (not)
email: notvalid@thistime


Postal On: 02/19/01
comment:

My lips are sealed but not 4 u.My eyes are shut &I'll be yr slut.Give me some tongueand I'll squirm in yur dung.And when it's overyou can call Me Rover.I like to Bark &I ain't no nark,but if you kiss and tell...I will make that stinky thAng swell.Will any one ever luv me again? Will any one ever use me til then?Time is the only thing that I can depend on...and when that goes, well who knows?Or should i say can I pick your nose. It is as big as my daddy's hose...Tell me you love me baby and dothat thang again.And when its overYou can call me Rover and I will fetch your ballsand I will catch your callsbut don't leave me with yourcousin Smelly, cause he willmake me see his belly. And that belly is so bigI think he really is a pig.I use to like to run around, But now I just want to mow the ground.and plant some flowers, and wait for them April Showers.If this poetry makes you crythen april showers sure came early this year, and we all know why.!so bye bye.I thank you for this opprotunity to speak my mind in this poetic fashion and this concludes my broad-cast day.

name: T N
Country: USA
email: TRSAN009@YAHOO.COM


Postal On: 02/11/01
comment:

NEVER SEE

name: T.S.D
Country: USA
email: TAAAA009@YAHOO.COM


Postal On: 02/11/01
comment:

GOOD

name: T A A
Country: SA
email: TALEB900@YAHOO.COM


Postal On: 02/11/01
comment:

GOOD GROUPING

name: Phlegm
Country: Phlegmland


Postal On: 01/28/01
comment:

Your'e a good-lookin' fella. I like your shorts!

name: Andalucia
Country: Scotland


Postal On: 01/28/01
comment:

should odd acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? in the daze of Morton's mind?

name: Bill Davis
country: us
e-mail: davisdsgn@earthlink.net


postal on: 01/17/01

comment:
Johnny Lightning... Fuck You! Aces are high! BD
name: Henrik Olausson
country: sweden
e-mail: henrikolausson@hotmail.com


postal on: 01/11/01

comment:
Tastefull site! Looking forward to the new LP.
name: mat-e
country: usa
e-mail: spinageblaster@excite.com


postal on: 12/31/00

comment:
'i like video images of myself to be seen'
name: Mike
country: People's Republic Of Berkeley


postal on:
12/29/00
comment:
Wreck and roll...go fall inna hole... Thank you.
name: Rojeco
country: Canada


postal on: 12/23/00

comment:
Nice page, have it booked mark, Came here through search Swastika + screenaver
name: R. Conn
country: r's
e-mail: conntact@msn.com


postal on: 12/20/00

comment:
Tit's a great fuckin site. So many fascinating things to learn about eels. Love you all more dearly, day by fuckin day.
name: Bob Sablack
country: U.S.A.
e-mail: bsablack@ameritech.net


postal on: 12/20/00

comment:
i was too young when you guys were happening. after i got into punk my friend bill degidio played me die electric eels. it was like hearing something like the romones first one or funhouse or something for the first time. you know when your hearing it, it's something special. awwww. no doubt. my band covered agitated at the lake front @ 83ish and brian gregory was there with his chick and after we were done i went to the end of the bar to say hello and he said he was gonna tell nick we played it. i would like to think that what brian was gonna relay to nick is that people were still thinking about the eels. much love ppl. bob sablack.
name: Mark E. D. Sod
country: Republic of Massachusetts
e-mail: morrigu@mediaone.net
url: http://www.crazyjane.com

postal on:12/15/00

comment:
Never lose sight of the fact that all human felicity lies in man's imagination, and that he cannot think to attain it unless he heeds all his caprices. The most fortunate of persons is he who has the most means to satisfy his vagaries.
name: Robert Griffin
country: of thieves
e-mail: robert@scatrecords.com
url: http://www.scatrecords.com

postal on:12/15/00

comment:
yes, you are loved John. You are a special person and uniquely you. There is nobody quite like you in the whole world. You're such a nice person. And tall and terrific!
name: Brion Paste
country: Hear
e-mail: BrionPaste@aol.com
url: http://www.geocities.com/brionpaste/

postal on: 12/15/00

comment:
I think the friendship page is way-cool ! but are you serious about it? Im not so sure. Any way it was still way-cool. Stay cool Brion
name: Cheese Borger
country: CLE
e-mail: cheeseborger@prodigy.net
url: http://www.ClePunk.com

postal on:12/15/00

comment:
all i keep thinking about is that old Barry Manilow tune "Feelings", but this page just wants me to sing it out as.....Eelings,wo wo wo, Eelings.....
name: Tom
country: Happy Valley
e-mail: ommyth@technodyke.com
url: http://members.dencity.com/celineonline/

postal on:12/15/00

comment:
I am a friend! A friend on whom you may depend! A friend until the end!