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name: shrrredmaster
Country: canada
URL: swingingman.deviantart.com
email: broccolispasms@hotmail.com
Postal On: 07/6/08
comment:
hi i like you you are the pinnacle of most things. do you wanna maybe get a milkshake [ ] YES [ ] NO [8==D] FREE WRITE - a 16 year old canadian white boy
name: reject of society
Country: the united fucking states of amerca
URL: myspace.com/suicidalfailure666
email: institutionalized-138@hotmail.com
Postal On: 06/12/08
comment:
you fucking rule. i love you and all your shity music in a disturbing sexual way!:) i loved EEs, X-X, and that new crap you're doing. hope to here some new NFMF sometime soon. check out this review some retard did of God Says Fuck You at amazon.com: 3 of 44 people found the following review helpful: Never saw this in the Bible, April 28, 2004 By "preachingirl2" (WV United States) Strange, I never knew that the Lord would say something like that. I have been a Christian for 9 years and have never heard him utter anythiing to this effect. As a matter of fact, I have heard quite the opposite. When the world turns you away, you can turn to him with assurance! Try it and see for yourself....
name: Barry
Country: USA
URL: www.thewhiteliars.com
email: barry@whiteliars.com
Postal On: 04/28/08
comment:
I am still an alcoholic loser.. But an inspired and creative one!!!!
name: Barry
Country: USA
URL: www.thewhiteliars.com
email: barry@whiteliars.com
Postal On: 04/28/08
comment:
I am still an alcoholic loser.. But an inspired and creative one!!!!
name: mike hudson
Country: niagara falls
URL: niagarafallsreporter.com
email: pagan@sysr.com
Postal On: 02/28/08
comment:
hi john...i took your advice and finally quit drinking. actually i didn't take your advice, i kept drinking till i almost died then i quit drinking. anyway, now i'm real successful and just had a book come out and you're in it! plus i own a newspaper and i drive a cadillac cts. and i got married! it's kinda like i owe it all to you except i don't. life's funnier than shit.
name: jmelia
email: jfrm52@gmail.com
Postal On: 02/22/08
comment:
fuck you
name: Ray Weiss
Country: U.S
URL: www.myspace.com/lerug
email: lerugray@gmail.com
Postal On: 02/11/08
comment:
god dammit you are awesome your web-page is awesome Goddamn i enjoyed my rudeness email as well with love ray
name: Tony Emmons
Country: Bush League
URL: www.myspace.com/stevenanthonyemmons
Postal On: 11/20/07
comment:
John Morton, I could listen to use assault your guitar all day long. Whether it's the Electric Eels, X-X, Amoeba (raft boy) - don't matter. I love it. GREAT site!
name: trip d
Country: usa
email: brainrot4u2@hotmail.com
Postal On: 05/9/07
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the eels. i remember your 1st gig at the moonshine. i was dumming for hard sauce at the time (I just found out Jamie Lyons died 9/26/06). you goofballs came out in leather , sunglasses and aluminum foil. Morton breaks a string during the set while fixing it the singer of the eels sings all three verses of the patty duke show followed by the three verses (i thought there was only 1) of 'roll on big o, get that juice down to lawsons in 40 hours. i was enthralled. It was a dinky ass little stage at the back of the bar by the johns. the crowd of hippy/bikers wasnt impressed but i was. i yelled 'one less. one less'. it was a true blue punk hsyterical (historical) moment.
name: Heart
Country: us
email: Heart8-soul@yahoo.com
Postal On: 04/25/07
comment:
special friends will always be remember, you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than youthink. but the most important thing is even if we're apart I'll always be with you
name: art f. marx
Country: uganda
URL: lemonparty.org
Postal On: 04/25/07
comment:
eric clapton is a faggot, eels rule!
name: James
Country: U-S-A
email: jamesapt@hotmail.com
Postal On: 03/11/07
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I don't usually go in for this type of thing but I was listening to Eyeball and it struck that I should prolly register my utter, profound gratitude for such a great collection of sounds. Life-changing it is!
name: dixigas
Country: Germany
URL: www.isoldmysoulforrocknroll.tv
email: highoctane@isoldmysoulforrocknroll.tv
Postal On: 01/18/07
comment:
are there ANY Electric Eels videos??? need em for my TV show! greetings Tex Dixigas
name: Gill
Country: ireland
email: stephengillmurphyty@hotmail.com
Postal On: 01/10/07
comment:
Electric Eels are so fucking great that they cause spontaneous ejaculation in anyone with any fucking taste whatsoever! Please for the love of christ start another band and save us from the ever-enroaching tide of whiny pretty-boy pop-punk poseurs. Long live Broken-Hand!
name: Lenny Toots Hoffman
Country: The Golan Heights
URL: clepunk.com
email: lowellgrippo@excite.com
Postal On: 09/25/06
comment:
DISCO SONG FOR THE TWIN TOWERS Unhappy anniversary baby, got you on my mind Unhappy anniversary baby, got you on my mind Well todays the anniversary baby, of the day the planes came crashing down and the people all were runnin' just like the day that Godzilla was in town And the Pentagon was burnin' "Great balls of fire" the top general said And Arabia was cheering, the victory lets look three-thousand dead Unhappy anniversary baby got you on my mind Unhappy Anniversary baby got you on my mind Smoking grass in Pennsylvania, "Let's Roll" was spoken in a hush And the passengers revolted, so the cockpit they then rushed That jet never hit its' target, thanks to the heroes it was said, And the country all was bummin' They want to see this guy bin Laden dead (repeat)
name: w.ravenveer
Country: belgium
URL: no
email: xpluszequalszero@yahoo.co.uk
Postal On: 06/6/06
comment:
lots of insanity greetings from belgium, without the eels it won't be the same best webpage since ages lots of love love love w. ravenveer
name: w.ravenveer
Country: belgium
URL: no
email: xpluszequalszero@yahoo.co.uk
Postal On: 06/6/06
comment:
lots of insanity greetings from belgium, without the eels it won't be the same best webpage since ages lots of love love love w. ravenveer
name: Black Pylon 6
Country: moving
URL: www.electricfuckingeels.com/
Postal On: 06/2/06
comment:
Every few months I make it a point of visiting here. It's like a subversive Mecca and I'm a bleeding eared pilgrim. Oh the wonders of not knowing if it's a link or not, the churlish glee of playing chess, the wide eyed wonderment of reading stories of the Ohio of yore, the searching in vain to find the banners page again. Bliss in a world of shitty band pages. Electric fucking Eels should be required listening. I tried playing for (so called no taste) friends who clain they like good music, but they just don't get it. Tomorrow I must make some Electric Eels friends, this is my mission. That story about the lady who's husband played Agitated when drunk is a classic. Eels forever OR UNTIL GOD SAYS THE BIG FUCK YOU! (caps not intended, I typoed, but I like it so it stays).
name: Gareth
Country: USA
URL: amerkianimage.com
Postal On: 03/14/06
comment:
Sweety pieces, laughter in the snow. Now its warm and the shit is beginning to stink. Vast bloated corpse on the Potomac. It’s a dead elephant.
name: Warpextor23
Country: united snakes of Un-Aware-ica
URL: www.cx-1.com
email: gsp23@cx-1.com
Postal On: 11/22/05
comment:
EELS f@*$#in' RULE!!!! Eels 4Ever!
name: Cheese Borger
Country: Painesville
email: CB@p.n
Postal On: 11/12/05
comment:
So we're walking down the street in Marblehead looking for the AA meeting. A couple out strolling on the pleasant night approaches us on the sidewalk and Morton asks of them, "do you know where the AA meeting is?". Then Morton quickly adds, "I don't have a problem, my friend does" nodding towards me.
name: cock sucker with a guitar
Country: us
URL: http://www.geocities.com/pissofff1985/uncorporatedclothing.html?1120688782140
email: suckoff1985@yahoo.com
Postal On: 10/11/05
comment:
electric fuckin eels all the way,ha i couldnt come up with anything better at 6 in the mornin give me a break cockholders
name: BOMBA
Country: AUSTRALIA
Postal On: 10/11/05
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My husband picked up Agitated for 25c from a bargain bin in Melbourne, Aust, back in 1984. For the next six years that single played a significant part of our lives. Whenever he was really, really drunk - like, the point when you've lost speech and bowel function and you're about to collapse in a puddle of paralytic puke - he'd put Agitated on. I'd be lying in bed, wondering when the drunk bastard would stop with the bloody noise, and then hear UH, I'M SO AGITATED and know the end was near (and there'd be puke to clean up). No other song did it for him. It was also really handy in clearing the room, when we wanted everyone to leave, just put on Agitated... everyone we knew got to know the sound of it damn well. By 1990 the single was so wrecked, from scratches and being left on the turntable all night ('cos it was ALWAYS the last thing on) we put it into an honourary retirement. Then, last year, found a mint copy on Ebay for something ridiculous like $5 - the sucker had no idea what they had. Thankyou, Electric Eels, for all you have done for us!
name: Alt.Bastard
Country: YouEsse
URL: no
Postal On: 10/7/05
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Electric Eels have been one of my favorites since I was 13!!! fuck eric Clapton!!!
name: Lenny Toots Hoffman
Country: Northern Ohio
email: lowellgrippo@excite
Postal On: 09/7/05
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So my wife Lois and I are in the airport preparing to board a plane to Oregon.When she passes through the metal detector alarms are sounded, it turns out that the portal device is picking up the presence of her nipple rings. The screening people tell her that in order to get on the 727 which is waiting on the tarmac, she must remove the jewelry from her pierced teats; this she says she cannot do," There is alot involved." she says " I would have to sterilize them with alchohol..." ( I volunteered to breathe on them.) After much delay and consternation I say: " What's the big deal? You can't fit a shoe-bomb in a nipple-ring.
name: Dimitri K.
Country: Turkey
email: dusha30@hotmail.com
Postal On: 06/5/05
comment:
When you find a real friendship. save it. I have alot of thing that I tell. See you.
name: Low-life Shithead
Country: England
URL: none
email: mentalman@aol.com
Postal On: 06/4/05
comment:
The Electric Eels were one of the best proto-punk bands ever. The lack of bass made it sound even better, and it was funny that they used stuff like swastikas and offensive lyrics (by the way, this didn't represent any of the band members' actual beliefs, they just wanted to be assholes). Dave E was cool because he would charge around the stage with an empowered lawnmower during their gigs (all six of them!), anyway the eels were fucking awesome and anyone who says that they sucked is just a trendy fucking pussy who classifies good music as the contemporary faggot pop shit that most of today's retards listen to.
name: Lenny Toots Hoffman
Country: USA
Postal On: 05/24/05
comment:
Here Is a poem I call, SID THE ASPIRIN ON DEATH ROW: a seat. a cell. a-silly. eh, Sid?
name: Davy G
email: davy.g@37.com
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your page gave me psychosis when i thought i was well you may think that is funny or swell but here in scotland where i dwell i am happy but lonely for that pussy smell i married a beauty who is my love but i still don't cum enough it all stopped when we had kids and she got fat now i don't get any of that if you wanna help me out to pull my cock out shake it about put it in your mouth and suck real good while i watch you get in the mood i'll get a feel thank you electric eel
name: tAREK jORDAN
Country: U
URL: myspace.com/lunascura
email: LONELYRAOOCN2@HOTMAIL.COM
Postal On: 04/18/05
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your the most conciencious douschebag on the face of the new earth, acid goes to head right? as broken goes to heart. Thats why bike tires are more appropriate. so skid this bitch skin her toes make the red water pour from her face with bruised latex she sucks harder than snow on an icile handjob -currently stuck (james mirondo cloned his mother)
name: tAREK jORDAN
Country: U
URL: myspace.com/lunascura
email: LONELYRAOOCN2@HOTMAIL.COM
Postal On: 04/18/05
comment:
your the most conciencious douschebag on the face of the new earth, acid goes to head right? as broken goes to heart. Thats why bike tires are more appropriate. so skid this bitch skin her toes make the red water pour from her face with bruised latex she sucks harder than snow on an icile handjob -currently stuck (james mirondo cloned his mother)
name: william
email: williamye@hotmail.com
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Hello,My name is William,i'm 26 y/o,i'm from China. I want to meet some new friend.
name: william
email: williamye@hotmail.com
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Hey, My name is William,i'm from China. I want to meet some new friend.
name: jak
Country: USA, INC.
Postal On: 09/11/04
comment:
ya ya yah, linked of sy page.. your site has a nice "organic" "flow" "to" "it" "."
name: rommel
Country: USA
URL: www.geocities.com/ordinenero/
email: ordinenero@yahoo.com
Postal On: 08/25/04
comment:
you guys were fuckin awesome!!people nowadays seem to forget that punk wasnt supposed to be nice. its too bad you didnt stay together,but if you ever reform,we want to open for you.
name: rommel
Country: USA
URL: www.geocities.com/ordinenero/
email: ordinenero@yahoo.com
Postal On: 08/25/04
comment:
you guys were fuckin awesome!!people nowadays seem to forget that punk wasnt supposed to be nice. its too bad you didnt stay together,but if you ever reform,we want to open for you.
name: Brandon J
Country: The United States Of America
URL: www.geocities.com/ridek2bikes/Reincarnation.html
email: grandesk8er89@hotmail.com
Postal On: 06/8/04
comment:
Hello im Brandon im am one of the two Brandons in the band The Sadistic Zits and i hope you will head to glens falls new york and check us out!!!
name: ICEAGE PRODUCTIONS AUSTRALIA
Country: AUSTRALIA
Postal On: 05/30/04
comment:
CLEVELAND PUNK ART TERRORISTS THE ELECTRIC EELS CREATED SOME OF THE GREATEST NOISE EVER - BUY THE CD OR FOREVER BITE YOUR TONGUE...FAGGOT.
name: CHRIS
Country: AMERICA LAND OF THE FREE
URL: donthaveurl
email: chrisbonnett@mchsi.com
Postal On: 04/2/04
comment:
funniest site i have visited in a long time. never heard of the eels but sounds like a funny guy lol.
name: theFlipOuts
Country: theSTATES
email: theFlipouts3@aol.com
Postal On: 03/13/04
comment:
POOP. theFlip-Outs!
name: TheFlip-Outs
Country: U.S....of A
email: jesusbanes@yahoo.com
Postal On: 03/13/04
comment:
i LOVE the Electric EELS!! & if you ever need a *REAL* "Rock&Roll" band to open in the *BibleBelt* (Texas) ...just let us know ..
name: TheFlip-Outs
Country: U.S....of A
email: jesusbanes@yahoo.com
Postal On: 03/13/04
comment:
i LOVE the Electric EELS!! & if you ever need a *REAL* "Rock&Roll" band to open in the *BibleBelt* (Texas) ...just let us know ..
name: woo
Country: usaz
Postal On: 01/11/04
comment:
wow nazis??? you can suck it fuck racism
name: Lenny Hoffman
Country: the Gaza Strip
email: lennyhoffman@yahoogroups
Postal On: 12/7/03
comment:
God Bless Jim Jones, all of them.
name: RP
Country: SA
Postal On: 12/7/03
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What's up triptess/jkjewett/darkangelwax/freak
name: R.Picciolo
Country: just east of haties
URL: NO
email: picciolo69@aol.com
Postal On: 12/7/03
comment:
Where do you come up with so many different sites
name: sonamatt
Country: you sure ask lots of questions
email: mspectre23@hotmail.com
Postal On: 07/23/03
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Sonapanic loves EEs. "Like it was a steedI rode the Cleveland tumbleweedinto the sun& out of its butt"-Words are fun
name: sonamatt
Country: 'Merica
email: mspectre23@hotmail.com
Postal On: 07/23/03
comment:
sorry, wrong page. could you please foward that last message to sonic youth?
sleepy trout yer on my foot/ meine [sic] bleistift [sic] ist [sic?] kaput [sic?]
